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Is Evony growing too fast?

So a new day, and once again I can’t login to Evony.  And I blame the boobs.

The Evony Game has been growing in popularity since its arrival a month ago.  This is mainly due to the intense advertising campaign that UMGE has been pushing.  Yes I’m talking about boobs.  The ads that are plastered everywhere on search terms I’d never even thought of.  These Save the Queen, Save your Lover and others with boobs have been infecting the internet for a couple of weeks now.  Each time a new ad comes out it is more promiscuous than before.

This spamming of the internet has reached into every nook, crenny and orrifice of the net and plastered scantly clad women all over.  All begging players to come and play the MMORPG Evony Game.

The ads are just there to suck you in though.  Once you start playing there are beginner quests that are built to help you familiarise yourself with the game.  These are a great way to start out and also are the hook which makes players addicted to Evony.  As you watch your castle grow and build resources and troops you get more and more hooked and want more and more castles.  This is the hook where the boobs are the bait.

Once swallowing the hook, you will play Evony like the other 3 million online gamers that are enjoying Evony now.


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4 Responses

  1. James
    June 27th, 2009 | 4:56 pm

    Boobs will play until a high level player hits them that hard that they have nothing left – then they leave.
    This game makes the same mistake every other game makes – yet nobody learns from it, wtf is wrong with devs?

  2. December 31st, 2009 | 4:12 am

    is evony rising hell no with the boobs evony will crash untill more people joins my boycott or someone kicks the living life out of them

  3. January 30th, 2010 | 7:35 am

    http://www.evonyfreeforever.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-notcaptcha/lib/notcaptcha.php?i=424b430f4141460f4144430f4043430f430f45430f4a430f424046&r=1264799789
    lol goose…

    this game is kinda fun… and i agree with mr.boobs

    I got attracted to this game due to the boob’s (but oddly enough I am more of the bisexual type..) *much power has the boobs of evony … yes*

    And I can see a upcoming Smash and run in this game…
    New player level up so fast (if lest alone) and
    Plunder ,Purge & siege , and then people loose interest and leave…

    Its a great game for me.. I loved Runescape (but it got too needy for my taste)

    But in this game… there needs to be more of Incentive for Higher level players that can just crush anyone…

    I have played this game (NEWBIE) for 9day’s .. and with a little help from a allince , Has crushed A senor player..that has 400k+ Prestige…

    and I am still a small lvl player…
    There seems to be a quick (hit the wall effect) in this game.. And too much common power , and no higher level Incentive’s…

  4. January 30th, 2010 | 7:43 am

    Oh… btw
    you leave me a messege In Server n1
    SHADOWFOOT

    or
    Shadow.foot@yahoo.com

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